In other news, my Interview with Actualogical Norse God, Julian Maroda, is just around the bend. Besides having the amazing ability to look dapper in a typhoon, he also creates games or something with Norsfell. I wasn't paying attention.
In Mobile Gaming News: Dual Survivor is the man. 10/10! Would buy it again. End of story. Get it for your Android. It's on the iTunes Store for those of you with the ungodly talent of using an iSomethingorother.
In the game you use both thumbs (or, digits, if you're thumb-impaired. we're equal opportunists here) to steer two balls on two separate tracks from start to finish while picking up Orbs and keeping out of danger. The game really hits its stride in Zone 2 where, funnily enough, you'll want to hit yourself. Repeatedly. In frustration. Do you see where I'm going with this, Rising Step? Anyway. It'll have you wishing you could pull a 'Chameleon' and move both your eyes independently of each other. See you on the Leaderboards!
Until next time. Cover it with Phudg.